Heartburn, you’re a dick.

A petty, nagging, interrupt-my-evening kind of pain. I ignored you. I swore at you. I googled you at 2AM and then ignored you again. But because you didn’t go away. You kept showing up like the world’s most irritating mate - until I listened. And it turns out, you weren’t just being a nuisance. You were trying to save my life.

So this campaign is for you. A thank you to the thing nobody wants. The pain in the arse that might just be a blessing in disguise. 

(Still a dick though mate).